Grey’s Anatomy
Writers often say that there are no bad ideas during brainstorming. Grey’s Anatomy likes to extend that policy through the entire writing process until the actors are actually performing a scene about a doctor fucking a ghost or giving someone a feces transplant. Those, by the way, are real plot points. Women turn into lesbians, doctors were lizard doctors the whole time… you know, this could be a really good game!
Graphics: 
Like the show, the game centers around boning people in a hospital. The dreamy men and nutbar slut-women are CGI’ed as realistically as possible which might have been a mistake. It ends up creepy. It feels like you wandered onto a crime scene where a talented but insane man made a lifesize Grey’s Anatomy cast out of mannequins to watch him kill teen runaways. Hold on, let me try to sum this all up in case the re-release, Grey’s Anatomy: Platinum Edition, wants a box quote: “Sexy… You’ll feel like you’re interacting with a murderer’s mannequins!”
Fun: 
All I needed was 30 seconds to realize this was the Game of the Year. My, no bullshit, first challenge was to coerce Patrick Dempsey into sex. It gave me a choice between “Play Hard to Get” and “Be Flirtatious.” So I picked “Be Flirtatious,” put together a three-piece puzzle of Ellen Pompeo using my knowledge of where chins and eyes go on human faces, and did it.
My next goal in the game is to trace a circle to get Meredith to kiss Patrick Dempsey. I’m good at video games, so I do. Long and hard. And now Patrick Dempsey is giving me some speech about starting a relationship with me. He can’t keep chasing me like this! What is this I’m feeling? Oooh, my inner woman is so going to town on herself. God, just look at me! I feel like a celebrity judge at a Phil Collins dicks-in-the-mouth world record attempt!
Challenge: 
I have a new pity if not respect for women and the depressing materials they’re given to jerk off with.